LAWAK SANTAI

budak pandai or bendul

( waktu pagi semasa Man n Ibunya di dapur)

IBU: MAN, Tolong beli kn susu 1 tin kat kdai runcit... ERMM.. klau ader telur, bli kn 6 yer..

MAN: Okey mak...  

(15 minit kemudian)  

MAN: nie die 6 tin susu...

IBU: knapa bli susu byk sgt nie man...

MAN:kan ibu kata "klau ader telur,bli kn 6".. Td, msa kat kdai runcit, man tgok ader telur,Jd man bli 6 tin susu..

dlm hati IBU: ank aku nie terlampau pandai ker bendul

Kad Raya

samat sedang bersembang dengan kawannye leman,

samat: man, ko dapat kad raye aku?
leman: tak dapat la mat.
samat: ish, camne boleh tak dapat eh?
leman: ko tak boh setem kot?
samat: tak, aku dah buboh.
leman: ko salah alamat kot?
samat: macam aku tak tau umah ko.
leman: posmen lupe anta kot?
samat: takkot, mungkit sebab aku tak hantar lagi kot

SAMA TP XSERUPA

 

Adopting a Child

Four years ago, I was working at RICA Marketing as a chemist and I lived with my friends at Taman Taming Jaya, Serdang, Selangor. We worked day and nite to achieved company target. We are so 'lucky' that we worked from early morning till night, and for half day working we worked 8.15am to 4.00 pm. It will be amazing if we can went back early.

Lucky me, even though, i was struggling with my job, i have a great friend stayed beside me. She was my housemate and roomate. She is the amazing and patience housemate. Normally we always together in most of the situations. Thanks my dear friend.

One night, we spoke about our future and suddenly we talked bout adopting a child. This came to my mind since, we, i mean me, i am a super duper single person. We talked maybe we should raise a kid since the chances we, i mean me to get married is 0%. So we talked a lot about that. At first i was thinking to get involved in NGO for orphan kids but things change.

Now, after all the conversation that i have with her suddenly attack me again. Yes InsyaAllah, if nothing ever change, yes, i am going to adopt a child but after i got a permanent job, a house and a stable life. i just want some1 tht cn accompany me day n nite, n some1 i can trust and willing to share my love. Seeing the children everyday, make me wnt to culik them..hahhaha.. I ald work hard and pray, but till today i still waiting. At least, i just want a permanent job, so i can repay my parents and make them smile n proud of me.

Bout the adopting child, i keep thinking and i just talk bout it with my friend. In that sad moment, he make me laugh. Hahaha.. he offered himself to be my adopted child. With that gangnam style figure that he had, maybe in few years i'll become a granny. hahaha.. now i am ahead from all my friends.heahaha. Thanks for making me laugh. Hope my child will be like u. I still want to find a child that much younger than u. hehehe